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I Told Her Quotes by Karl Pilkington
- She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this…
- I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the…
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- The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name. — Paul Lynde
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- At one point, Lucille's agent wanted to have me fired, telling her that my eyes were bigger than hers. When I head… — Vivian Vance
- And I told her point blank, you've got everything to live for. You've got such talent. You're back singing great, lose the… — David Gest
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