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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,…
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting.…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord…
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Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states…
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If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come…
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You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,
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One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
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I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to…
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I don't do a film unless it has a sword in it. And if it doesn't have a sword in it, I…
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I agree with Balzac and 19th-century writers, black and white, who say, 'I write for money.' Yes, I think everybody should be…
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They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old…
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In the first place, I insist that our fathers did not make this nation half slave and half free, or part slave…
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But, as sculpture and painting are gifts of God, what I insist on is, that both shall be used purely and lawfully,…
— John Calvin
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I insist on a lot of time being spent, almost every day, to just sit and think. That is very uncommon in…
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I insist on keeping a level head. I've maintained the same exact home life that I’ve had for 20 years. All I…
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I ask a million questions, and I insist on having answers. I think that is what we have to do. I have…
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I like doing fight scenes. I always have, and I insist on doing as much of that action as they'll let me…
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I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.
— Thom Yorke
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I love America more than any other country in the world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to…
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