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554 Humour quotes by 412 unique authors

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with… — Bob Hope
It was not possible for us to produce the same optimism and the same kind of humour or irony. Actually, it was not irony. Lichtenstein… — Gerhard Richter
You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see… — Dave Barry
When I wasn't working, I put the blame directly where it belonged - I blamed my agent. When I didn't have an agent, I spent… — George Burns
Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife, your agent, your… — Jim Bouton
Nowadays, it is fashionable for agents to be out. When you call them, they're always "out." It's in, you see, to be out. If they're… — Mickey Rooney
If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, "How can you be so ungrateful?… — Mickey Rooney
He (The Agent) just takes ten per cent of your life. — Raymond Chandler
Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then. — Robin Williams
I said in my earlier book, and find no reason for retracting my statement, that the famous Jewish sense of humour got lost in transit… — George Mikes
I went to a British Council event a while back and there were lots of German professors of literature. About half of them were convinced… — Tibor Fischer
The interesting thing is that you don't often meet a poet who doesn't have a sense of humour, and some of them do keep it… — Wendy Cope
We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to… — Meg Cabot
I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps put you in… — Shane Black
One way of watering down the effects of violence is to approach it in a more lighthearted way. I don't mean to say that you… — Colin Baker
I think it's like music for the sake of music, and a lot of the words stem from liking music a lot, wanting to be… — Jon Fishman
There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there… — Ade Edmondson
I like doom and gloom with a sense of humour. Maybe it's a Scottish thing, we like to undercut indulgence with a laugh. — Shirley Henderson
I think you need humour and a sense of fun, which is what I try to bring to my books to leaven the danger and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The English take everything with an exquisite sense of humour. They are only offended if you tell them that they have no sense of humour. — George Mikes
For me, compatibility is a sense of humour, being able to laugh together; that is very important. — Felicity Kendal
Humour is like violence. They both come to you unexpectedly, and the more unpredictable they both are, the better it gets. — Takeshi Kitano
When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going… — Matthew Perry
I think that my ideas of the world are that it's random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore the humour, in… — Alexei Sayle
Humour allows us to see that ultimately things don't make sense. The only thing that truly makes sense is letting go of anything we continue… — Dzigar Kongtrul Rinpoche

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