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Humorous Quotes by Golda Meir
- I don't want to have a bad influence on anybody, but there's no point in my giving up cigarettes now. I won't die young.
- If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we'd rather be alive and have…
- One of the first sights that shocked me, when I came to Israel in 1921, was an Arab turning over a field with a very…
- Zionism and pessimism are not compatible.
- We do not rejoice in victories. We rejoice when a new kind of cotton is grown and when strawberries bloom in Israel.
More Humorous Quotes
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
- Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all time low over the world. — Isaac Asimov
- O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead
- No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de Balzac
- It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty… — Honore de Balzac
- Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. — Douglas Adams