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Humor Quotes by Anne Lamott
- You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
- We can't understand when we're pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation:…
- Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner's manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage.
- I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus.
- Laughter is carbonated holiness.
- Life is like a recycling center, where all the concerns and dramas of humankind get recycled back and forth across the universe. But what you…
- I pray not to be such a whiny, self-obsessed baby, and give thanks that I am not quite as bad as I used to be…
More Humor Quotes
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
- Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. — Aristotle
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. — Aristotle
- The secret to humor is surprise. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships… — J. J. Abrams
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' — Isaac Asimov
- Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. — Francis of Assisi
- The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen