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Hospitality Quotes by Henny Youngman
- There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
- This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
More Hospitality Quotes
- At one of the annual conventions of the American Society for Aesthetics much confusion arose when the Society for Anesthetics met at… — Rudolf Arnheim
- I don't know anyone who enjoys going to the hospital. To help remedy this, I got an idea to create what a… — Joseph Barbera
- If beef is your idea of 'real food for real people,' you'd better live real close to a real good hospital. — Neal Barnard
- This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed. — Charles Baudelaire
- I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of… — Robert Benchley
- We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a… — Robert Benchley
- Good leaders make people feel that they're at the very heart of things, not at the periphery. — Warren G. Bennis
- I would rather be kept alive in the efficient if cold altruism of a large hospital than expire in a gush of… — Aneurin Bevan
- Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings
- If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call. — Ben Affleck
- Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer… — Erma Bombeck
- How many desolate creatures on the earth have learnt the simple dues of fellowship and social comfort, in a hospital. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning