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• I used to listen to country and western and blues, John Lee Hooker, spirituals, the Bluegrass Boys, and Eddie Arnold. There was… — Otis Rush
• Now let's move on to the subject of how a real man treats his wife. A real man doesn't slap even a… — S.M. Stirling
• I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause… — Bob Saget
• I do it for the money, man I am such a hooker And freedom was my girl, until they f-cking took her — Lil Wayne
• I was in a band called Hooker for a while. — Travis Barker
• If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call. — Ben Affleck
• By the cross we, too, are crucified with Christ; but alive in Christ. We are no more rebels, but servants; no more… — Frederic Farrar
• Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker? — Joan Rivers

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