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His Money Quotes by Johnny Carson
- The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
- The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
More His Money Quotes
- It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money. — Josh Billings
- If Warren Buffett made his money from ordinary income rather than capital gains, his tax rate would be a lot higher than… — Michael Bloomberg
- What white man can say I never stole his land or a penny of his money? Yet they say that I am… — Sitting Bull
- Hussein has chosen to spend his money on building weapons of mass destruction and palaces for his cronies. — Madeleine Albright
- The worst thing that can happen to a man is to lose his money, the next worst his health, the next worst… — Samuel Butler
- The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions. — Samuel Butler
- I never heard of an old man forgetting where he had buried his money! Old people remember what interests them: the dates… — Marcus Tullius Cicero
- He who has lost his money-belt will go where you wish. — Horace
- His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine. — Mark Twain
- No man's credit is ever as good as his money. — E. W. Howe
- A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place. — Michael Douglas
- He is the richest man who enriches his country most; in whom the people feel richest and proudest; who gives himself with… — Orison Swett Marden