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I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious. — Rob Delaney
There are only so many hilarious actors so when they cross-pollinate, people assume it's always the same actors and directors. — Judd Apatow
A conglomerate heap of trash, that's what I am. But it burns with a high flame. — Ray Bradbury
I fell into writing, I suppose, being one of those awful children who wrote verses. I went to a convent in New York-the Blessed Sacrament...… — Dorothy Parker
So many stars who have shows are intimidated by having people around them be funnier than them. It's always the unsuccessful ones. Look at Seinfeld… — Paul Feig
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. — Zach Galifianakis
If I were related to Monet, I don't know if I would be comfortable becoming an artist because it's too much, the comparison. If I… — Dree Hemingway
Free Agents' was an awesome experience. I never play the glam girl in anything, so that was a new experience. I would walk into one… — Kathryn Hahn
I think Damien Hirst is hilarious. And I think he's a true artist. He's not hilarious first; I think he is a real artist, and… — Jemima Kirke
My wife thinks I'm a narcissist, but I just think it's hilarious going on YouTube and seeing these covers. There are so many of them… — Charles Kelley
I don't really have time to watch too much, but I like 'Family Guy' and 'Entourage.' I'm also obsessed with the YouTube series 'Balls of… — Alexander Ludwig
It's often hilarious to me that I'm writing about Tonga or some tropical place and there's a blizzard outside and the cows are on their… — Tim Cahill
The principal hindrance to the advancement of the kingdom of God is greed. It is the chief obstacle to heaven-sent revival. It seems that when… — O. S. Hawkins
Solitude is rich but seldom hilarious. — Stephanie Mills
When you're a woman, you have to work harder to get a laugh... I follow so many hilarious women on Twitter. It's a daily reminder… — Rainbow Rowell
Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying… — Amy Poehler
I love Queen. Not all of it. Some of it, I can't get into. But "Don't Stop Me Now" is a pretty hilarious song. It's… — Charlie Day
The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a record for hilarious civic functions,… — Mike Harding
Maybe I don't have the same sense of humor. Maybe people aren't comfortable gauging a painting that way. They think that if it's a painting… — Joe Bradley
From the opening lines, Sleeping with Schubert is a hilarious, whimsical romp through the looking glass of a great musical mystery. The writing snaps, crackles,… — Jonis Agee
There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They're not just one thing. It can be very moving… — Sarah Silverman
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. — Jeff Foxworthy
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. — Robert Frost
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. — Zach Galifianakis
I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way. — Liam Gallagher

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