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Hilarious Quotes by Kendrick Cole
- What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problems. 99% demons
- Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesnt have any pictures of me either
- Dear lady in front of me, its a speed bump, not a damn land mine.
- Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME!
- Did Bruno Mars end up catching that grenade? I haven't heard from him in awhile.....
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