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Hilarious Quotes by Rachel
- If you can love us for our...And I rest my case;) XD PREACH IT GIRLS...hahaha
- It's funny how one TINY thing can change your whole perspective of someone:)
- This is for you Danny, and Hunter, and Tanner, and KC. And for all the other ppl that insist on making these jokes every day!!…
- Thumbs down if you think my quotes are cool....I wanna see how many thumbs down I can get:D lol
- Here read this:P:D Danny this is funnier than yours lmao
- Count the number of stars in the sky, thats how much I love you. But it's daytime. Exactly!!
More Hilarious Quotes
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
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- It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. — Dave Barry
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. — Dave Barry
- Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick. — Samuel Beckett
- Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry. — George Ade
- I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags on our… — Lake Bell
- If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? — Milton Berle
- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra
- You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there. — Yogi Berra