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High Quotes by Afroman
- I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My…
- I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it…
- I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope...…
- I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my…
- I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I…
- I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the…
- I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high. Now…
- I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the…
More High Quotes
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- Getting over someone is a grieving process. You mourn the loss of the relationship, and that's only expedited by 'Out of sight,… — Hank Azaria
- I consider fiction a very high-class form of lying. I enjoy and admire it enormously, but I don't think I'm very good… — Diane Ackerman
- Lust was a positive high-tension cable, plugged into my core, activating a near-epileptic seizure of conviction that this was the one thing… — Will Self
- In the future, instead of striving to be right at a high cost, it will be more appropriate to be flexible and… — Edward de Bono
- The use of literature is to afford us a platform whence we may command a view of our present life, a purchase… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- When neither high purpose nor the categorical imperatives of religion will do, the only argument against suicide is life itself. You pause… — Al Alvarez
- A prudent man... must behave like those archers who, if they are skillful, when the target seems too distant, know the capabilities… — Niccolo Machiavelli