Hey Quotes

1874 quotes by 1111 authors

Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you. — Marlon Brando
When youâ€™re training Parkour with passion, if youâ€™re good, people will notice you. Donâ€™t go around saying, â€˜Hey look at this new move I got.â€™… — David Belle
I used to have to do readings in church, and it was terrifying. I would never have my glasses. The words are printed so small… — Jim Gaffigan
I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish… — Jim Gaffigan
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and… — Jim Gaffigan
How'd we come up with the robe? Was some guy just like, 'Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't we make a coat out of… — Jim Gaffigan
Parents know how to push your buttons because, hey, they sewed them on — Camryn Manheim
Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money. — Colin Mochrie
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. — Rodney Dangerfield
Hey, did somebody step on a duck? — Rodney Dangerfield
For most of my life, I've been, â€˜Hey, I'm not into it, but I respect your right to believe whatever you want'. But as time… — Chris O'Dowd
By the time May rolls around, I'm probably going to want to spend a month on an island. But if Steven Spielberg or Steven Soderbergh… — Marg Helgenberger
Hey kids! Let's put on a show! — Mickey Rooney
Hey Colt Cabana, how you doing — CM Punk
I think I've always had a 40-year-old body, and now that I'm actually there I'm like, 'Hey, pretty good, huh?' — Felicity Huffman
Hey @justinbieber, how much are you paying your friend for pretending that it was HIS cocaine, and taking the fall for you? — Jared Padalecki
People used to ask me, 'What do you reckon you'll be doing when you're 40?', and I told 'em 'rocking out and kicking ass!' Now… — Steven Tyler
With the success of the last three or so years, when a lot of people start treating you differently, there's a danger that you may… — David Schwimmer
Hey, I like this: early nothing. — Gloria Grahame
Hey @giseleofficial, I feel ya girl. #kidding #fakebaby #soymilk #shameless — Emmy Rossum

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