Hey Quotes
1874 quotes by 1111 authors
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Stupid cupid you're a real mean guy, I'd like to pick your wings so you can't fly, I am in love and it's a crying…
— Mandy Moore
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Hey sexy boy, set me free, don't be so shy, play with me My dirty boy, can't you see, you are the one for meeeee.
— Alexandra Stan
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Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one…
— Michael Cera
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Grab somebody sexy, tell the hey!
— Ne-Yo
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Do you know what it is sir? Do you know what the Dance Dance Revolution is? It's not an actual revolution, so you don't have…
— Russell Peters
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Hey everybody, this is Rob Halford from Fight wishing you all a crazy heavy metal Christmas and an insane, wild manic New Year!
— Rob Halford
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I didn't really had a good answer, as so often -- is me. But then somebody sent me the other day, Isaiah 49:16, and you…
— Sarah Palin
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Hey, all I was trying to do was keep my country and my family safe!
— Stan Smith
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It's not that I don't want to, it's just that there's no money in it. By that I mean the way the video business works…
— John Landis
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I looked a little pasty. But hey, at least I didn't wet myself!
— Kara DioGuardi
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Hey! Who stole my collection of used bandages?! And they also got away with my nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine!
— George Carlin
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I was asked this morning if it was frustrating to be 13-1 last year and not have more recognition and I said, "Hey man, I'd…
— LaVell Edwards
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Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to read…
— Chris Rock
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Hey, our Founding Fathers wore long hair and powdered wigs - I don't see anybody trying to look like them today, either... But we do…
— Leigh Steinberg
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The last time the Cubs won the World Series was 1908. The last time they were in one was 1945. Hey, any team can have…
— Tom Trebelhorn
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I felt more alone that week than any. Sometimes I'd feel a body lying next to me like an amputee feels a phantom limb. All…
— Harvey Pekar
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There’s a passage that I love in Romans 1. … [I]t talks about homosexuality and it says that they will receive in their bodies the…
— David Barton
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Hey! You can be more than just a car company. You can be more than just a pet food company. You can aspire to loving…
— Lee Clow
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When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it. Probably, the gathered together one evening, slapped each other on…
— Jack Handey
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If I lived in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That was if some…
— Jack Handey
Who Wrote These Hey Quotes
1,111 authors contributed a total of 1,874 Hey Quotes, led by these top contributors: