"Hey! Who stole my collection of used bandages?!……" — George Carlin

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• I dressed up as a veterinarian for a Halloween costume party. I had the lab coat. I got a couple… — Tracy Chapman
• A Galileo could no more be elected president of the United States than he could be elected Pope of Rome.… — H. L. Mencken
• I went in right up front and said, This can't be about some guy in bandages. I didn't even want… — Stephen Sommers
• One more fagot of these adamantine bandages is the new science of Statistics. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
• It is imperative that preachers of today learn how to declare the spritual law of God; for, until we learn… — Walter J Chantry
• If with love thy heart has burned; If thy love is unreturned; Hide thy grief within thy breast, Though it… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
• The condition of mankind is, and always has been, so miserable and depraved that, if anyone were to say to… — Wystan Hugh Auden
• At the age of three my grand aunt proclaimed her independence by categorically refusing to have her feet bound, resolutely… — Adeline Yen Mah
• I know what blood poisoning is, Katniss," says Peeta. "Even if my mother isn't a healer." I'm jolted back in… — Suzanne Collins
• They tied me back together, but they didn't use double knots. My insides are draining out of the fault lines… — Laurie Halse Anderson
• Please don’t do this—don’t do this to me. If anything happened to you—” He looked at her with surprise. There… — Cassandra Clare
• And I, stepping from this skin Of old bandages, boredoms, old faces Step to you from the black car of… — Sylvia Plath

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