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Having Kids Quotes by Fran Lebowitz
- Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
- Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
More Having Kids Quotes
- Fatherhood is the best thing I ever did. It changes your perspective. You can write a book, you can make a movie,… — Brad Pitt
- If I had children, I would be very selfish. I wouldn't be out doing things. But by not having kids, it makes… — Linda Blair
- Having kids has been great for me. I have two beautiful step- kids, as well as my own new daughter. They've really… — Matt LeBlanc
- I'm at the age when my friends have started having kids, and when my first good friend had a baby, the first… — Jessica Pare
- To me, having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. — Nick Lachey
- Everything that is worthwhile in life is scary. Choosing a school, choosing a career, getting married, having kids - all those things… — Paul Tournier
- I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I… — Rodney Carrington
- Having children takes the focus off yourself, which I'm really grateful for. I'm so tired of thinking about myself. I'm sick of… — Brad Pitt
- I always like having kid energy around. I think it's good for a movie, even when you're doing dramatic stuff. — Mark Ruffalo
- I sometimes think love is God's way of hoodwinking people into having kids. You fall in love, and all that passion goes… — Matt Dillon
- My experiences in life are getting bigger and better. The more stuff I do, the more stuff I talk about - having… — Kevin Hart
- People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of… — Karl Pilkington