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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith.
— Henry Ward Beecher
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Because sorry to say, women run the house. They run the family. They hold things up. I mean, it's like you don't…
— Sophia Bush
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Too often man handles life as he does the bad weather. He whiles away the time as he waits for it to…
— Alfred Polgar
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Only he who handles his ideas lightly is master of his ideas, and only he who is master of his ideas is…
— Lin Yutang
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As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private.
— E. W. Howe
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If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with…
— Jack Handey
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Everybody handles things differently.
— Terry Bradshaw
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Unless we understand what it is that leads to economic and financial instability, we cannot prescribe -- make policy -- to modify…
— Hyman Minsky
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This company doesn't pay anybody. Only customers can do that. The company merely handles the money.
— Henry Ford
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There's a lot of debate on this subject - about what kind of car handles best. Some say a a front-engined car,…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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How one handles success or failure is determined by their early childhood.
— Harold Ramis
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The true measure of a person’s character is how one handles one’s failures, not successes.
— Bill Courtney
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