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• I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all. -Evan
• I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan
• McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer Slater
• You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We…
• Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.
• Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have…
• I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels
• Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick…
• I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth
• You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth
• I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater
• Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on…

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