Hand Job Quotes
- Internet porn makes everything more reasonable -- once you've realized there is a massive subculture of upwardly mobile people who think it's erotic to see… — Chuck Klosterman
- I once read about a guy who lost his arms in a fire. The nurse took pity on him and gave him a hand job.… — Augusten Burroughs
- Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth — Superbad
- Taylor Gang or Get a Hand Job by Edward Scissor Hands — Taylor Gang
- A hand job is more satisfying than The Electoral College. — Bill Nye The Science Guy
- Ladies, you are delusional if you think you can give me a hand job better than I can. — Nikhil Saluja