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Half Quotes by Andy Rooney
- There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating?
- I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you, I know a lot of…
- Finding the tool is often half the battle.
- Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
- When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate for his campaign the name God. He's suggesting that God…
More Half Quotes
- Well begun is half done. — Aristotle
- Monty Python crowd; half of them came from Cambridge, and half of them came from Oxford. But, there seems to be this… — Rowan Atkinson
- I just wish the world was twice as big and half of it was still unexplored. — David Attenborough
- I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel like, I… — David Attenborough
- Begin - to begin is half the work, let half still remain; again begin this, and thou wilt have finished. — Marcus Aurelius
- To flatter and follow others, without being flattered and followed in turn, is but a state of half enjoyment. — Jane Austen
- One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. — Jane Austen
- I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him. — Teresa of Avila
- The half minute which we daily devote to the winding-up of our watches is an exertion of labour almost insensible; yet, by… — Charles Babbage
- My first band, Kid Wicked, we did half covers and half originals. — Sebastian Bach
- One of the factors a country's economy depends on is human capital. If you don't provide women with adequate access to healthcare,… — Michelle Bachelet
- A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. — Francis Bacon