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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as hell can't…
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve:…
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot? (Man dressed…
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey High Statuete…
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By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God! -Roger
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You…
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because…
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all…
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh,…
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you…
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy:…
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh,…
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I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's…
— Hilary Duff
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Although we hardly see each other off the set, Joy and I get along well when we do. As far as the…
— James Lafferty
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The disconnect between [offensive coordinator] Todd Haley and [quarterback] Ben Roethlisberger is so blatant you can just see it.
— Marshall Faulk
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You can say I had a severe case of 'Roots' envy. I wanted to be like Alex Haley, and I wanted to…
— Henry Louis Gates
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I would make the tea on a Daniel Day-Lewis set just to observe how he crafts roles like he did in 'My…
— David Oyelowo
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Charles Haley changed the way the Cowboys played football in the 90s. And the reason why I say that is because he…
— Emmitt Smith
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Find the Good and Praise it" by Alex Haley
— Alex Haley
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Leicester stared fixedly at the image before him, the color bleached from his face by its brilliance. Seph sensed the headmaster's mind…
— Cinda Williams Chima
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Haley and I would talk for hours about which member of 'N Sync we'd want to marry. After long deliberation, the answer…
— Mindy Kaling
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I grew up with a lot of people who are famous now. I was friends with Hilary and Haley Duff. They are…
— Madeline Zima
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I loved rock and roll when that came in, Bill Haley, Little Richard, Fats Domino, Buddy Holly, Elvis Presley, all those great…
— Ian McLagan
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But when we listened to the radio, it was Bill Haley and the Comets or the Everly Brothers.
— Carly Simon
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