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Growing up, I started developing confidence in what I felt. My parents helped me to believe in myself. I wasn't the best looking guy, I… — Herschel Walker
Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the grudge, the other guys's out there dancing. — Buddy Hackett
Tough guys don't dance. You had better believe it. — Norman Mailer
Those jeans are comfortable, and for those of you who want your president to look great in his tight jeans, I'm sorry I'm not the… — Barack Obama
I had no idea how to get guys to notice me. I still don't. Who cares? — Amy Poehler
What is about women that they just go right for the guy that repulses them? — Alison Brie
Consultant: an ordinary guy more than 50 miles from home. — Eric Sevareid
It's a terrible shame if you're born the brightest guy in your class. If you're not, then you have to hustle-and that's good. — Harold Prince
Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does. — Al Bernstein
We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy. — Chris Rock
Thelonius Monk went over to Bird and Bud Powell and said, 'I told you guys to act crazy, but I didn't tell you to fall… — Charles Mingus
When you get to the top, don't forget to send the elevator down for the next guy. — Stan Kenton
They said Bird played bebop, but Bird could still swing. I've heard a lot of guys play bebop, but they wasn't swinging. — Jay McShann
Now, like, I'm President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you… — George H. W. Bush
Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. — Lenny Bruce
When I was in my twenties and just so sexually prolific, the first time I went to Machu Picchu, this guy, a spiritual teacher, says… — Woody Harrelson
These guys [the Catholic church] make Enron look like altar boys. — Dan Rather
A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. — Tim Allen
You don't need to be a rocket scientist. Investing is not a game where the guy with the 160 IQ beats the guy with 130… — Warren Buffett
What the guys have learned is that whether you're preaching to one or 10,000, it really doesn't matter. That one person you touch may change… — Michael Scott
Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to… — Unknown Author
When you did the job, you thought you were just trying to amuse your friends who are all on the job. I'm just trying to… — Bill Murray
When I was about 25, I went to a hand reader, this Indian guy in a funky neighborhood. He said: The height of your success… — Helen Mirren
There's a tendency on the part of Americans, all of us, to say, 'Hey, the Cold War is over, the Soviet Union is gone, we… — Russ Feingold
Michael Arndt, that guy - you're just supposed to say nice things about other writers, but I worship Michael Arndt. — Damon Lindelof

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