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You look at a guy who's being brave. He's afraid, or he wouldn't be brave. If he isn't afraid, he's stupid. — Joe Torre
I remember when I was 6 years old and my brother used to go seek out guys that were 13 to come over and play… — Junior Seau
I had a Shiatsu dog for 12 years - we were different in size but he was certainly man's best friend, he was my little… — Brian Baumgartner
I'll never have a best friend who is a man. It just doesn't work that way. So many times young girls will be like, 'I'm… — Jemima Kirke
The craziest thing I did to get a guy to notice me was going out with his best friend. It worked - he did notice… — Jennie Garth
I have raised beds, perennial beds, cut flower beds. I have an island on a pond that's just covered in peonies. I have an herb… — Steve Zahn
I always say to my guys, 'The most important day of your life is today. This very minute is the most important of you life.… — John Chaney
A white person listens to my act and he laughs and he thinks, 'Yeah, that's the way I see it too.' Okay. He's white. I'm… — Bill Cosby
I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man. — Joe Biden
Seriously, in 2008 we elected a community organizer, state senator, college instructor first term senator over a guy who spent five years in a Vietnamese… — Jonah Goldberg
If the tea party is so racist, how come when they have straw polls the black guy keeps winning? — Herman Cain
You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the… — Chris Rock
There ought to be limits to freedom. We're aware of the site, and this guy is just a garbage man. — George W. Bush
You guys ready to do this? — Paul McCartney
Don Gullett's the only guy who can throw a baseball through a car wash and not get the ball wet. — Pete Rose
I'm not the kind of guy who tries to run between the drops. Sometimes you gotta get a little wet to reach your destination — Erik Fankhouser
Officials are the only guys who can rob you and then get a police escort out of the stadium. — Ron Bolton
Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR. — Zig Ziglar
Gay guys like a certain kind of woman. They like a flamboyant woman that's broken. They like a balls-to-the-wall woman, motherly but not; sexual but… — Unknown Author
The only foreplay I really need is for a guy to kiss my hip bone. The hip is the most erotic and neglected body part.… — Karen McDougal

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