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Why do people get mad over small things in life? Are there more important things to get mad about rather than some guy thats going… — James
One day I will find a guy who will ruin my lipstick, not my mascara — Michael's_girl;
When people asked me before about what my dream guy looks like, I used to tell them that he must be handsome,educated,responsible,knowledgeable,and talented. but now,when… — Jingyun
I met a guy we talked it was epic then the sun came up and reality set in — Alanna
I look at you and I have to look away.. Not at the fact that your ugly or fat but because you deserve someone much… — Shane Thomas Rush
When A Guy Decides That He Wants To Be Your Bestfriend, More Than Your Boyfriend, It means That He Is Afraid Of Losing U ..… — Ritu Ghatourey
Im not a slut. I dont let my ass hang out, or wear shirts that show my tits and stomach, I dont put on pounds… — Juanita Kay Ross
Twinkle twinkle little slut name one guy you havent fucked. Was he skinny was he tall? Nevermind, you do them all. Twinkle twinkle little bitch,… — Tamika-leeigh
Oh not to worry! Yeah right, that's what the guy on Titanic said, too!! — Ritu Ghatourey
I met this guy at my work and he was with his lady, he was 49, I saw him cut up with his wife, crack… — Edward Shaylitsa
Looking for a new guy bestie :) haha needs to replace Chris :( — Chloe
Ill only stop loving you when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless man walk on water — Tamika-leeigh
My dream is to find a guy. Someone who can tell me a different bedtime story every night. — Famke Janssen
Here's to the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair who don't mind eating a big Mac instead of salad. Who don't wear 50… — Kaylee
Okay, so some of my family doesn't accept me for my sexuality. Some of my family does. I honestly do NOT care. Only because when… — Alexis Breann Provance
The guy who stabbed himself with an icicle died of cold cuts. — Nikhil Saluja
Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass. — Ritu Ghatourey
When I first u I was scared I never liked a guy before and I guess ur my first love it was hard to love… — Bella Bell
Yeah I'm the girl, the one thats always lost,the one with the fake smile,the girl who seems so strong but daily continues to break,the girl… — Ana
What we had was more than wht alot of people dont our friendship and she threw that away for some guy in my eyes we… — Unknown Author

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