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If you met my dad, I think a lot of things would be put to rest. Because my pops is a pretty silly guy. But,… — Eric San
You're not really necessarily the coolest guy in their life. You are a conduit to the really cool people. — Tony Shalhoub
I'd better be on the road, or I'll be going nuts. I'm not the kind of guy who sits around with a pipe and slippers… — Tommy Shaw
I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a little uncomfortable, actually. I wouldn't recommend five at once. There's… — Charlie Sheen
I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy. — Charlie Sheen
They wanted Guy Middleton instead of Kenneth More, and even Kay Kendall wasn't their first choice! — Dinah Sheridan
It's so odd. I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and… — Megan Fox
If I were an Al Qaeda guy, I wouldn't go out for a pizza. — Bryan Hilferty
An atheist is a guy who watches a Nï¿½tre Dame - SMU football game and doesn't care who wins — Dwight David Eisenhower
I do not believe that artists or actors and people should be out there like voicing their full-blown opinions on politics because, let's face it,… — Kid Rock
"I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street,… — Jim Gaffigan
Maybe if I was a jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words, then maybe it would be ok to say then....I… — Kid Cudi
I remember when I first came out on the Tour. I was hitting practice balls and Sam Snead and Bob Goalby were next to me.… — Lee Trevino
I love the word "faggot," because it describes my kind of guy. You see, I am a fag hag. Fag hags are the backbone of… — Margaret Cho
This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle.… — Bill Hicks
Maybe if I was a jerk to girls, instead of bein nice and speakin kind words, then maybe it would be ok to say then....I… — Kid Cudi
Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did… — Jay Leno
I get in their head.. they dont even see my bread.. Oh sooo, Oh so fly.. cool as I wana be, one hell of a… — Kid Cudi
People came up: 'I thought you were 6 ft tall.' I'm average height - 5 ft 8 ins, skinny blonde. One guy says to me… — Julia Roberts
I eat whatever the guy who beat me in the last race ate. — Unknown Author

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