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You have to love the guy that you play, even if you play the villain, you've got to love him. — Andy Garcia
If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good. — Charles Barkley
I'd take 12 guys who had a strong passion for the game over 12 guys who don't respect the game. — Michael Jordan
You never have enough competition at any position, ... Several of the players listed at right wing have played center in the NHL, like Trevor… — Anson Carter
Girls aren't mean to guys in high school. They are mean to each other. Girls were never mean to me. — Jonathan Bennett
If you have a guy like Jermaine, it's a pain in the neck. When we were on the road together in Europe, Jesus, I had… — Pia Zadora
Well, you know, in any political campaign, you're gonna have people on one side that are gonna slip a reporter something because they think it'll… — Bob Schieffer
You mean guys don't get injured in spring training? Guys get hurt walking down the street. — Bud Selig
Dave's playing and repertoire evokes memories of the golden era of Modern Jazz, and in addition to being a nice guy he happens to be… — Unknown Author
I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta… — Ted Alexandro
I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that. — Adam Sandler
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no. — Bo Burnham
I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality."… — Bill Cosby
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That guy… — Demetri Martin
I was seeing this girl and she wanted to get more serious. But I wasn't ready to, I had just gotten out of a difficult… — Demetri Martin
Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two. — Louis C. K.
If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know… — Adam Carolla
I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.' — Amy Schumer
When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And… — Alan Carr
Before I got to Juilliard I remember that I had learned the first few bars to all the Sachse etudes in several different keys because… — Unknown Author

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