Granny Quotes

67 Granny quotes by 45 unique authors

I may never know what type of effect I have on my sons, just like Granny never knew the effect she had on me. So… — Josh Turner
Feel so confident that you make granny panties sexy. — Karishma Brahmbhatt
Granny Sheeran told me when I'm looking for a partner to fall in love with their eyes cause eyes are the only things that don't… — Ed Sheeran
That don't even matter though trying to pay the light bill, light bill, phone bill plus my granny nerve bills, feel like I should be… — Young Jeezy
My old man in the past, stuck me up without a mask. Then his cold dashed with my cash fast. Fifty G's is what the… — Big L
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No disrespect to those of you that aren't concerned with anyone's living situations, but it was BOUGHT to my attention that certain people have a… — Reasonable Doubt Lane
Im beautiful? I get it from my granny.. — Mayra Galvan
I figure that someday, I'll be able to tell my grandchildren, 'Granny used to be a hottie!"' — Jessica Biel
Granny, I've got to go. Send my love to the corgis and Grandpa. I've got to go...God Save you, yeah, that's great. — Prince Harry
Believe me. There's nothing natural about a red-carpet experience. People scream your name at the top of their voices, 100 of them at a time,… — Naomi Watts
Granny hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever. =} — PrinceAzheef
One time for my granny up in the sky and young boy from Fayetteville, told me that my song was the reason he beat cancer,… — J. Cole
Johnny asks grandpa: Do you still have sex with granny? Grandpa says: Yes, but only oral. Johnny asks: What is oral? Grandpa says: I say… — Daniel Vargas
Granny looking better than some of them young ting! It look like she have some style to? — Glen Rambharack
The awkward moment when your granny is scolding you and her false teeth falls out — Nishan Singh
Don't hit him, Granny. Don't hit him Granny! You'll be sowwy! — Tweety Bird

Who Wrote These Granny Quotes

45 authors contributed a total of 67 Granny Quotes, led by these top contributors: