Granny Quotes

67 Granny quotes by 45 unique authors

Granny Weatherwax was often angry. She considered it one of her strong points. Genuine anger was one of the world's greatest creative forces. But you… — Terry Pratchett
I don't want to hurt you, Mistress Weatherwax," said Mrs Gogol. "That's good," said Granny. "I don't want you to hurt me either. — Terry Pratchett
There was Kir, red hair combed back and That Expression on his sharp face. Even his freckles looked serious. I'd given up wondering how a… — Lilith Saintcrow
Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them. — Terry Pratchett
Gran, for the gods' love, it's talk like yours that starts riots!" I said keeping my voice down. "Will you just put a stopper in… — Tamora Pierce
And now you're off to Port Caynn. Watch them sailor lads. They'll have your skirts up and a babe in your belly afore you know… — Tamora Pierce
My granny Torrelli says when you are angry with someone, so angry you are thinking hateful things, so angry maybe you want to punch them,… — Sharon Creech
Fiftey years isn't too bad. With luck you might see it happen when your a sweet,old granny,dandling big fat babies on your knee. Actully"-he held… — Jonathan Stroud
Granny bit her lip. She was never quite certain about children, thinking of them-when she thought about them at all-as coming somewhere between animals and… — Terry Pratchett
Granny sighed. "You have learned something," she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. "They say a little… — Terry Pratchett
For the first time in her life Granny wondered whether there might be something important in all these books people were setting store by these… — Terry Pratchett
I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult," said Granny firmly. "Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when… — Terry Pratchett
...Granny Weatherwax, who had walked nightly without fear in the bandit-haunted forests of the mountains all her life in the certain knowledge that the darkness… — Terry Pratchett
Find the story, Granny Weatherwax always said. She believed that the world was full of story shapes. If you let them, they controlled you. But… — Terry Pratchett
Granny Weatherwax was not lost. She wasn't the kind of person who ever became lost. It was just that, at the moment, while she knew… — Terry Pratchett
Do you know how wizards like to be buried?" "Yes!" "Well, how?" Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. "Reluctantly. — Terry Pratchett
You can con God and get away with it, Granny said, if you do so with charm and wit. If you live your life with… — Dean Koontz
Granny Weatherwaz was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about witches. At least,… — Terry Pratchett
My name is unpronounceable in your tongue, woman,” it said. “I’ll be the judge of that,” warned Granny, and added, “Don’t call me woman.” “Very… — Terry Pratchett
Peabody, you never cease to amaze me." "One day I'll tell you about my granny and her five lovers." "Five lovers isn't abnormal for a… — Nora Roberts
Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those big, comfy granny… — Simone Elkeles
Granny Weatherwax was not a good loser. From her point of view, losing was something that happened to other people. — Terry Pratchett
I was born in Japan, so for me, Uniqlo is a family brand. My granny used to wear Uniqlo. And my Italian dad wore Uniqlo.… — Nicola Formichetti
I grew up listening in awe to stories of their wartime adventures. My granny, Joan, was a journalist and wrote amazing letters to my grandpa… — Laura Carmichael
My life came down to being a granny and watching a lot of television. — Joni Mitchell

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