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Granny Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- Haven't you got any romance in your soul?" said Magrat plaintively. "No," said Granny. "I ain't. And stars don't care what you wish, and magic…
- Divers alarums and excursions', she read, uncertainly. 'That means lots of terrible happenings, said Magrat. 'You always put that in plays.' Alarums and what?', said…
- Blessings be on this house," Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a witch. It concentrated people's minds on what other…
- But you ain't part of it, are you?" said Granny conversationally. "You try, but you always find yourself watchin' yourself watchin' people, eh? Never quite…
- I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of berry juice in it. Told him…
- Granny Weatherwax was often angry. She considered it one of her strong points. Genuine anger was one of the world's greatest creative forces. But you…
- I don't want to hurt you, Mistress Weatherwax," said Mrs Gogol. "That's good," said Granny. "I don't want you to hurt me either.
- Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.
- Granny bit her lip. She was never quite certain about children, thinking of them-when she thought about them at all-as coming somewhere between animals and…
- Granny sighed. "You have learned something," she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. "They say a little…
- For the first time in her life Granny wondered whether there might be something important in all these books people were setting store by these…
- I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult," said Granny firmly. "Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when…
- ...Granny Weatherwax, who had walked nightly without fear in the bandit-haunted forests of the mountains all her life in the certain knowledge that the darkness…
- Find the story, Granny Weatherwax always said. She believed that the world was full of story shapes. If you let them, they controlled you. But…
- Granny Weatherwax was not lost. She wasn't the kind of person who ever became lost. It was just that, at the moment, while she knew…
- Do you know how wizards like to be buried?" "Yes!" "Well, how?" Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. "Reluctantly.
- Granny Weatherwaz was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about witches. At least,…
- My name is unpronounceable in your tongue, woman,” it said. “I’ll be the judge of that,” warned Granny, and added, “Don’t call me woman.” “Very…
- Granny Weatherwax was not a good loser. From her point of view, losing was something that happened to other people.
More Granny Quotes
- I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter… — Jo Brand
- I knew it was really, really popular when my granny told me she watched it, and was addicted. When your granny is… — Davina McCall
- Haven't you got any romance in your soul?" said Magrat plaintively. "No," said Granny. "I ain't. And stars don't care what you… — Terry Pratchett
- They bombed my granny's chippie, left it completely flat. I'll have her for that — Unknown Author
- When you get into the granny era, you're lucky to get anything. — Maggie Smith
- I am fairly certain that my independent, high-spirited grandmother must have had a childhood similar to Betsy Ray'sAs I read about the… — Ann M. Martin
- I gave my players a version of the same message at ten-to-three every Saturday: 'I would shoot my granny right now for… — Brian Clough
- I don't believe in happy endings. Children have got to face death sooner or later. Granny and Grandpa die, dogs die, cats… — Raymond Briggs
- My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist, — MC Paul Barman
- I don't see teenagers anymore. I see... I see youths. Slumped S shapes in their hoodies, all huddled round a bin of… — Dylan Moran
- That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved — Robin Williams
- And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff... It's the Fed!? — Neil Cavuto