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Karl Pilkington has 177 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a…
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around…
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to…
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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How would I know which one I was?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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We haven't yet got eyes that can gaze into all the splendor that God has created, but we shall get them one…
— Hans Christian Andersen
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If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings
— Karl Pilkington
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Dude, got eyes? I'm collecting evidence." [...] "In Ziploc bags." "I think they're Glad." "They look impartial to me.
— Karen Marie Moning
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She's got eyes of innocence, a face of an angel, a personality of a dream, and a smile that hides more pain…
— Emalie Newhall
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You got eyes right? use them...
— Daniela Abaquita
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I want to be the picture on your wall I want to chase you around until we fall I want to be…
— We The Kings
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Shes got eyes of innocence(:
— Clare
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She got eyes of innocence, the face of an angel, the personality of a dreamer and the smile that hides more pain…
— Brian Williams
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Shes got eyes of innocence, the face of an angel, a personality of a dreamer, and a smile that hides more pain…
— Staying Strong
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You fagets scared , 'cos I'm to wild , been here for a while , I was like 'Fuck Trial' , I…
— Lil Wayne
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That woman shes got eyes that shine. Like a pair of stolen polished dimes. She asked to dance I said it's fine.…
— The Avett Brothers
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If you got eyes look at me now bitch.
— Lil Wayne
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