Good Joke Quotes

23 Good Joke quotes by 20 unique authors

When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke. — George Carlin
A good joke is the closest thing we have to divine revelation. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
It is much easier to write a good Times leading article than a good joke in Punch. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad… — George Bernard Shaw
Both law and comedy are heavily focused on thought and viewing all angles. To write a good joke, you have to look at a premise… — Unknown Author
Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything… — Isla Fisher
AÂ form of intellectual productiveness, therein lies its peculiar charm. Intellectual productiveness is one of the greatest joys - if not the greatest one -… — Siegbert Tarrasch
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him… — Jack Handey
Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opened wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and… — Jack Handey
The next best thing to a very good joke is a very bad one. — Julius Charles Hare
I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a… — Jack Handey
If the first ‘Hangover’ movie were this awful, there never would have been a Part Two. This is a joyless, unfunny mix of comedy and… — Mick LaSalle
Reagan was an exceedingly likeable guy, just a heck of a nice fellow, despite his politics. He was funny and loved a good joke, the… — Walter Cronkite
Have you ever heard a good joke? If you've ever heard someone just right, with the right pacing, then you're already on the way to… — Rita Dove
A good laugh is a mighty good thing, and rather too scarce a good thing; the more's the pity. So, if any one man, in… — Herman Melville
What are you grinning at?" Katsa demanded for the third or fourth time. "Is the ceiling about to cave in on my head or something?… — Kristin Cashore
In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth. — Roseanne Barr
Humor can bring people under the tent. And a good joke can deflect some of the intensity surrounding a serious subject. — Ted Danson
As I grow older, I become more and more of a Marxist - Groucho, that is. When you have lived two-thirds of your life, you… — Karen DeCrow
You learn what can become a good joke and can be repeatable. You have a shorthand about how to introduce a joke to someone. — Lennon Parham
Well when I made my first record I thought it would be a good joke to have me on one side, have the lable say… — John Fahey
Can anyone picture God telling, taking, or enjoying a good joke? The idea is laughable. The Devil, on the other hand, laughs with demonic mirth,… — Diane LaVey
A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular, not… — Louis Sabin

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