"Can anyone picture God telling, taking, or enjoying……" — Diane LaVey

"Can anyone picture God telling, taking, or enjoying a good joke? The idea is laughable. The Devil, on the other hand, laughs with demonic mirth, is possessed of a sardonic wit, and his eyes hold a glint of wicked bemusement. The farthest God, in his popular image, ever strays from sobriety is a beneficent smile. Satan sniggers with fiendish scorn at God, who sits in his ivory tower emitting nary a chuckle."

— Diane LaVey

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2 Quotes by Diane LaVey

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The devil is and always has been a gentleman.

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