"Have you ever heard a good joke? If……" — Rita Dove

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• A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. — Jane Austen
• Have you ever heard of a good marriage growing in front of the cameras? — Brigitte Bardot
• I think its so cool that you can pick up the guitar and create something that didn't exist 5 minutes… — Michelle Branch
• When have you ever heard of a cantor or any artist turning anyone down when he is strongly urged to… — Sholom Aleichem
• I wonder if anyone else has an ear so tuned and sharpened as I have, to detect the music, not… — Kate Chopin
• Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? — Dick Clark
• When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web... Now even… — William J. Clinton
• Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit… — Maya Angelou
• Have you ever heard the earth breath? — Kate Chopin
• Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say "I don't know" about anything. — Johnny Miller
• Then one day along come a Friday and that a unlucky star day and I playin' round de house and… — James Green
• "Hit it with the back of your left hand" was the first swing thought I ever heard, brusquely bu not… — John Updike

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