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Gonna Quotes by Madea
- You know I only go to church for two reasons, weddings and funerals, which one we gonna have today?
- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum! Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call 911!…
- Honey, folks are gonna talk about you til the day you die and aint nothing you can do. LET FOLKS TALK! it aint about what…
- Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them when you get them everyone gonna get got!
- Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son, and one time for the Holy Ghost. Lift your hands…
- It's gonna be whatever it's gonna be
- Boy, I will smack you so hard, the sperm gonna wish they did the back stroke when they saw the egg that created you!
- Girl people is gonna pick on you til da day u dye and der aint nothin u can du about it
- Boy: You're so huge like a giant bag of skittles. Madea: You better get the hell up or when I come back up in here,…
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