"Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a……" — Madea

"Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the park. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Why'd you go to the park? You need to be going to schoolhouse. Nikki: I'm not smart. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Who told you that? Nikki: My last foster mother, she said that the only thing I'd ever be smart enough to do is lay on my back. Joe: Is her name Jennifer? I know Jennifer, that's what she does all the time. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Shut up Joe, [to Nikki] Mable 'Madea' Simmons: the best revenge you can get on a person who tells you something like that, is to prove them wrong. Joe: Best way to get revenge on someone like that is to kick their butt."

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