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Jesus Quotes by Madea
- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Joe. Did that thing just push you? Joe: Sho did. She don't know about us. We Baptist. We tear this place up.…
- Every time I try to read the Bible... and Jesus... the one with all the words in red... I open my Bible to that New…
- True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can pray. Just say in the name of Jesus this is…
- You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for the Lort, I am livin' for the Lort. When I…
- Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart!
- And when I think about the goodness of jesus and all that he has done for me my soul cries out holluyar that gawd for…
- I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya jesus!
- I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin too much!
- We hollering,hallelujer, praise the lord, thank you Jesus, lord a god,leave a message at the sanctified beep,if this a bill collector, we rebuke you in…
- Lort jesus dont let run my car over da k mart
- Ya'll don't know me! I'm do a drive by in this churh, Ya'll better be glad you a church jesus just done save. Halleluer!
- Im tellin ya honey ima set it off yu better be glad yu in church jesus just saVED yo life hallo loyer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Jesus Just Saved Your Life, Halleluyar!
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