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- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the park. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Why'd…
- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea' Simmons:…
- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: What do you want to be? Nikki: I want to be a lawyer. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: That's good, I might need you…
- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [to Nikki about Joe] Go help that thing find its shoes so we can get out of here.
- Carlos: Can we have a moment alone? Mable 'Madea' Simmons: In my house? Hell no!
- Joe: I was hoping they would lock you the hell up. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: The only thing locked up around here is your bowels. Now…
- Vanessa: [with Lisa] A friend of ours is being beaten by her husband and we want to know what we should do. Mable 'Madea' Simmons:…
- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum! Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call 911!…
- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Joe. Did that thing just push you? Joe: Sho did. She don't know about us. We Baptist. We tear this place up.…
- I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!
- We hollering,hallelujer, praise the lord, thank you Jesus, lord a god,leave a message at the sanctified beep,if this a bill collector, we rebuke you in…
- Tina: Get off of me! Sitting there looking like a king-size bag of skittles Madea: (goes into house. After a while says) She say I…
- I dont smoke I just watch people smoke
- Goo madea you the lookingpretty
- Boy: You're so huge like a giant bag of skittles. Madea: You better get the hell up or when I come back up in here,…
- Dont you ever get tired of doing the right thing cause in the end it will pay off.
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- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the park. Mable… — Madea
- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him]… — Madea
- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: What do you want to be? Nikki: I want to be a lawyer. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: That's good, I… — Madea