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Johnny Carson has 57 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.…
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he…
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready.…
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a…
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If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've…
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What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?
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On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat.
— Unknown Author
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Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat.
— Johann Sebastian Bach
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They whipped us like a tied up goat.
— Spike Dykes
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We deal five minutes with a person and their conversion and then we spend the next fifty years trying to disciple a…
— Paul Washer
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You never have to wait long, or look far, to be reminded of how thin the line is between being a hero…
— Mickey Mantle
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What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes.
— Buster Keaton
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Goat face is a horrible insult. My face is practically perfect in every way. In fact, from now on I demand to…
— Daniel Bryan
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As president, Clinton sold burial plots in Arlington Cemetery and liberals shrugged it off. What really gets their goat is the autopen.…
— Ann Coulter
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A goat does not eat into a hen's stomach no matter how friendly the two may be.
— Chinua Achebe
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