Giraffe Quotes

65 Giraffe quotes by 57 unique authors

Consider the biggest animals on the planet: elephants, and buffaloes, and giraffes. These are vegetarian animals. They grow to thousands of pounds of muscle and… — Michael Klaper
I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen.… — Joanna Lumley
I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd… — Richard Gere
When asked if he was a basketball player he replied No I clean giraffe ears. — Elvin Hayes
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat. — Mitch Hedberg
My childhood was really comfortable and secure, but school was a nightmare. I was a lot taller than the other girls and they called me… — Brigitte Nielsen
I have family in Tanzania. I can't even explain the joy of riding through the Tanzania national park and seeing giraffes run across the road… — Emanuel Cleaver
Nothing is more important than saving ... the Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.… — James Lee
Who could believe an ant in theory? A giraffe in blueprint? Ten thousand doctors of what's possible Could reason half the jungle out of being. — John Ciardi
On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality. — Bill Vaughan
Everything that I love is behind those gates. We have elephants, and giraffes, and crocodiles, and every kind of tigers and lions. And - and… — Michael Jackson
You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat. — Ann Landers
I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you. — Sophia Loren
It's an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet. — Joanna Lumley
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying… — Pablo Picasso
The thing about owls is that they do sort of have this facial disc, which is unlike any other bird. They kind of have a… — Zack Snyder
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled… — Frank Zappa
All you do is to look / At a page in this book / Because that's where we always will be. / No book ever… — Roald Dahl
A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven inches long and no vocal cords. A giraffe has nothing to say. He just goes on giraffing. — Robert Fulghum
If I know a song of Africa, of the giraffe and the African new moon lying on her back, of the plows in the fields… — Isak Dinesen
Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The. — Douglas Coupland
If you took the city of Tokyo and turned it upside down and shook it you would be amazed at the animals that fall out:… — Yann Martel
Art is limitation; the essence of every picture is the frame. If you draw a giraffe, you must draw him with a long neck. If… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Evolution is so creative. That's how we got giraffes. — Kurt Vonnegut
Another Thing I'm Sick of Hearing: If I started that gay rights group, I must be gay. So if i start an animal rights group,… — James Howe

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