Giraffe Quotes

65 Giraffe quotes by 57 unique authors

It is a special kind of enlightenment to have this feeling that the usual, the way things normally are, is odduncanny and highly improbable. G.K.Chesterton… — Alan Watts
My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the beauty… — Caterina Murino
In the giraffe with a total height of 5 m., the heart is at a height of about 2.5 m., and it would be extremely… — August Krogh
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style. He just keeps on trying… — Pablo Picasso
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe. — Bob Hope
Do u ever go on youtube thinking youll be on to watch a music video then later u find urself watching a tutorial on how… — Idil Honey
The Giraffe took the horse's head and led him along on the most level parts of the road towards the railway station, and two or… — Henry Lawson
Riding down the path on the back of a giraffe, me and the giraffe laughed cause I passed some gas. — Red Hot Chili Peppers
Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American royalty, but she's a giraffe. — Blair Waldorf
I know it sounds weird, but I just have a thing for giraffes. I got to wondering if you could own a giraffe and if… — Kellie Pickler
I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to puke — Carlin Whisler
I'd be a giraffe. I'm long and skinny just like one of those gentle giants. — John O'Callaghan
These animal crackers are nasty,this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did. — Unknown Author
You know what really sucks? A giraffe with a pain in his neck. — DaniAlla And Her BFF!
Uppercuts a horse. Creates the giraffe. — Nikhil Saluja

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