"You know what really sucks? A giraffe with……" — DaniAlla And Her BFF!

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• When I'm feeling sad, or lonely, and I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know where I'm going,… — Jenna Marbles
• A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be. — Gary Vaynerchuk
• When Andy Carroll first appeared on the scene he was a tall skinny kid and his coordination was all over… — Glenn Roeder
• I stay higher than giraffe pussy — Gucci Mane
• Whence comes this idea that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who… — Catherine Marshall
• A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes. — Sean Lock
• Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder? — Karl Pilkington
• I do feel that evolution is being controlled by some sort of divine engineer. I can't help thinking that. And… — Kurt Vonnegut
• The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes'… — Michael Klaper
• People are the only animals that drink the milk of the mother of another species. All other animals stop drinking… — Michael Klaper
• Elephants, it turns out, are surprisingly stealthy. As the sunlight fades, other species declare their presence. Throngs of zebras and… — Thomas French
• Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out. — Sid Waddell

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