Giraffe Quotes
65 quotes by 57 authors
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When I'm feeling sad, or lonely, and I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know where I'm going, I imagine the Cool Awesome…
— Jenna Marbles
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A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be.
— Gary Vaynerchuk
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When Andy Carroll first appeared on the scene he was a tall skinny kid and his coordination was all over the place. He reminded me…
— Glenn Roeder
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I stay higher than giraffe pussy
— Gucci Mane
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Whence comes this idea that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who made giraffes, a baby's fingernails,…
— Catherine Marshall
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A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.
— Sean Lock
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
— Karl Pilkington
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I do feel that evolution is being controlled by some sort of divine engineer. I can't help thinking that. And this engineer knows exactly what…
— Kurt Vonnegut
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The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk.
— Michael Klaper
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People are the only animals that drink the milk of the mother of another species. All other animals stop drinking milk altogether after weaning. It…
— Michael Klaper
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Elephants, it turns out, are surprisingly stealthy. As the sunlight fades, other species declare their presence. Throngs of zebras and wildebeests thunder by in the…
— Thomas French
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Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
— Sid Waddell
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Children start off reading in books about lions and giraffes and so on, but they also-if theyre lucky enough and have reasonable privileges of any…
— David Attenborough
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If you let hydrogen gas alone for 13 billion years it will become giraffes, rose bushes and humans.
— Brian Swimme
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All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy…
— Cynthia Heimel
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I very much like Kenya. It's hard to beat the Masai Mara and the idea of ballooning across it. I have a great time at…
— Mark Burnett
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Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.
— Ogden Nash
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We transported eight giraffes, and there are now nine because one gave birth to a male shortly afterwards. They carry their pregnancies very well-they all…
— Joanna Lumley
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A man is born an artist as a hippopotamus is born a hippopotamus; and you can no more make yourself one than you can make…
— John Ruskin
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Sophie is asking mum ‘Why am I NOT a doll NOT an adult NOT a boy NOT a giraffe?’ It’s so easy to miss all…
— Christine Caine
Who Wrote These Giraffe Quotes
57 authors contributed a total of 65 Giraffe Quotes, led by these top contributors: