Giraffe Quotes

65 quotes by 57 authors

When I'm feeling sad, or lonely, and I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know where I'm going, I imagine the Cool Awesome… — Jenna Marbles
A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be. — Gary Vaynerchuk
When Andy Carroll first appeared on the scene he was a tall skinny kid and his coordination was all over the place. He reminded me… — Glenn Roeder
I stay higher than giraffe pussy — Gucci Mane
Whence comes this idea that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who made giraffes, a baby's fingernails,… — Catherine Marshall
A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes. — Sean Lock
Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder? — Karl Pilkington
I do feel that evolution is being controlled by some sort of divine engineer. I can't help thinking that. And this engineer knows exactly what… — Kurt Vonnegut
The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk. — Michael Klaper
People are the only animals that drink the milk of the mother of another species. All other animals stop drinking milk altogether after weaning. It… — Michael Klaper
Elephants, it turns out, are surprisingly stealthy. As the sunlight fades, other species declare their presence. Throngs of zebras and wildebeests thunder by in the… — Thomas French
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out. — Sid Waddell
Children start off reading in books about lions and giraffes and so on, but they also-if theyre lucky enough and have reasonable privileges of any… — David Attenborough
If you let hydrogen gas alone for 13 billion years it will become giraffes, rose bushes and humans. — Brian Swimme
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy… — Cynthia Heimel
I very much like Kenya. It's hard to beat the Masai Mara and the idea of ballooning across it. I have a great time at… — Mark Burnett
Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. — Ogden Nash
We transported eight giraffes, and there are now nine because one gave birth to a male shortly afterwards. They carry their pregnancies very well-they all… — Joanna Lumley
A man is born an artist as a hippopotamus is born a hippopotamus; and you can no more make yourself one than you can make… — John Ruskin
Sophie is asking mum â€˜Why am I NOT a doll NOT an adult NOT a boy NOT a giraffe?â€™ Itâ€™s so easy to miss all… — Christine Caine

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