"You need that guy like a giraffe needs…" — Ann Landers
"You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat."
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110 Quotes by Ann Landers
Ann Landers has 110 quotes on this site.
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We need not fear life, because God is the Ruler of all and we need not fear death, because He…
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At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think…
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If at first you do succeed, try something harder.
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The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on…
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There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat.
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What the majority of American children needs is to stop being pampered, stop being indulged, stop being chauffeured, stop being…
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Warmth, kindness, and friendship are the most yearned for commodities in the world. The person who can provide them will…
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Maturity is the ability to live in peace with that which we cannot change.
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Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams.
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When a person begins to yell during an argument, it is a tip-off that he is unsure of himself.
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The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the…
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Are you better off with him or without him?
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More Giraffe Quotes
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one of 65 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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When I'm feeling sad, or lonely, and I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know where I'm going,…
— Jenna Marbles
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A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be.
— Gary Vaynerchuk
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When Andy Carroll first appeared on the scene he was a tall skinny kid and his coordination was all over…
— Glenn Roeder
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I stay higher than giraffe pussy
— Gucci Mane
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Whence comes this idea that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who…
— Catherine Marshall
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A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.
— Sean Lock
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
— Karl Pilkington
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I do feel that evolution is being controlled by some sort of divine engineer. I can't help thinking that. And…
— Kurt Vonnegut
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The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes'…
— Michael Klaper
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People are the only animals that drink the milk of the mother of another species. All other animals stop drinking…
— Michael Klaper
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Elephants, it turns out, are surprisingly stealthy. As the sunlight fades, other species declare their presence. Throngs of zebras and…
— Thomas French
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Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
— Sid Waddell
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