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- As you get older, as a comedian, and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is not the build-up to the…
- I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friends I have extended conversations with every day.
- I've gotten very cynical and kind of anhedonic about all the things I have to do to get to do comedy: all the travel, hotels,…
- To get asked to do stuff like 'United States Of Tara' and 'Caprica' is terrific. I can't complain.
- I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to…
- The problem is, and I'm just as guilty of this, a lot of people see their follower count increase and mistake that for friendships. It's…
- This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take the…
- I wish I had a really cool, esoteric answer, but what the process is to me is going onstage night after night after night after…
- One of my groupies gave me a film that they made, and it ended up being amazing, so I got it shown at South by…
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- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
- The faces I see in the modeling industry can get dull. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. — Lance Armstrong
- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
- I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong