Funny Drinking Quotes
- I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend… — Mark Twain
- I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told… — Chelsea Handler
- Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking… — Ben Jonson