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- I am a drinker with writing problems. — Brendan Behan
- Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. — Robert Benchley
- Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. — Paul McCartney
- Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises. — Jim Jefferies
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. — Kinky Friedman
- I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. — Rodney Dangerfield
- If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. — W.C. Fields
- I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. — Bette Midler