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Funny Drinking Quotes by Mark Twain
- Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
- I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend…
More Funny Drinking Quotes
- I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. — Bette Midler
- I can resist everything except temptation. — Oscar Wilde
- Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
- A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today… — Winston Churchill
- I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more,… — Mark Twain
- I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be… — Chelsea Handler
- I am a drinker with writing problems. — Brendan Behan
- Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. — Robert Benchley