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Funny Quotes by Mark Batterson
- You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both.
- God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
- Do you trust that God is for you even when He doesn’t give you what you asked for?
- Id rather be biblically correct than politically correct.
- We start dying when we have nothing worth living for. And we don't really start living until we find something worth dying for
- The only God-ordained fear is the fear of God, and if we fear Him, we don't have to fear anyone or anything else
- The circumstances we ask God to CHANGE are often the circumstances God is using to CHANGE US.
- If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you.
- I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives.
- Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing.
- God wants you to get where God wants you to go more than you want to get where God wants you to go.
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