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Funny Quotes by Jack Dee
- The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.
- One of my friends went on a murder weekendnow he is doing life for it
- I took religion much too seriously, however, and its overall effect was depressing. I would have really liked to discard it, but somehow I couldn't.
- Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has happened and you…
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