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Funny Quotes by Dwayne Johnson
- Those who are truly brave, shall never live in fear.
- The men I idolized built their bodies and became somebody - like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger - and I thought, 'That can be me.'…
- And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.
- Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!
- Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock knows…
- How dare you little jabroni come onto The Rock shows Smackdown and run your mouth about how your the game, well The Rock says, if…
- Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!
- You wanna do this...you wanna go right now...do you want to, GO?...then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you.
- 'You can't see me'? What are you playing? Peekaboo?
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- There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it. — Billie Joe Armstrong